Apple Events are a very dangerous affair, especially if you are low on finances. The new iPod Nano and iPod Touch look so delicious, you would want to eat them like Halloween candy. Luckily for you, Apple has released high quality tours for both these gadgets. Remember to drink lots of water and clean your screen before hitting the links, lest you get dehydrated licking the dust off it. 

The iPod Nano 4G Quicktour shows you the delicious interface, which now includes support from the built in accelerometer, the Genius playlist feature, and the shake to shuffle. There’s also an ad to follow up on that, where dozens of Nanos are floating around until they line up and the colours start melting. ‘Nano-chromatic’, they call it.

The iPod Touch Guided Tour is a bit longer due to the 2.1 software features, and comes in five different sizes that will please anyone. Watch as the Genius feature carries on from iTunes 8 to the iPod. And if you still need more iPod Touch goodness, check out the TV ad “Funnest iPod ever” featuring a whole lot of games from the App Store. Whether ‘funnest’ is the best word to use is debatable, considering it doesn’t even exist in Apple’s own dictionary. 

And, if you don’t have any patience, you can get a hold of the streaming video of the Keynote itself. Presented in crappy quality, with poor bandwidth, this keynote is best left alone. The video will eventually show up in the Apple Keynotes podcast, as well as a better quality (possibly HD) download on the Apple site itself. And you can be sure we will let you know when that happens.